👉 A "company body enhancing irritants" is like a cocktail party where the drinks are so toxic, they're making everyone's skin turn into a peeling, crusty onion salad. It's a fancy term for adding harmful chemicals to your workplace that make employees feel like they're walking on a chemical treadmill, only instead of dust bunnies, you're battling toxic fumes.
Here's a gloomy example: "After the CEO's new 'company body enhancing irritants' spray became the office coffee, we started complaining about having a 'ticky' headache every time we took our morning brew."
