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First, I need to make sure what 'nose horned' means. Wait, is that a real term? Let me think... Maybe it's a play on words or a slang term. Oh! It might be a combination of "nose" and "horned." But what's the connection? Perhaps something like a mythical creature with both a nose and horns? Or maybe a humorous description of someone accentuating their nose with horns? Wait, could it be referencing the game-of-thrones character Grey Worm, who has a horn on his forehead? No, that's more of a literal horn. Alternatively, maybe it's a pun on "nose" as in smelling or snorting, like a rhinoceros' nose and horns. So 'nose-horned' might describe something that combines those features. Alternatively, think of phrases like "sniffing out the truth," so combining nose (sense of smell) with horn (sharp protrusion). Maybe it's a type of animal hybrid? But there's no real animal like that. Alternatively, could it be a person who has exaggerated nostrils and horns on their face? Like a clown or caricature? To make it hilarious yet informative, I need to explain it as a hypothetical creature or amusing description. For example: "Imagine a beast from the depths of your imagination where the nose is elongated like a trumpet and adorned with spirals of golden horn." But maybe too vague. Wait, perhaps breaking it down into parts. 'Nose' could refer to the olfactory part, but in anatomy, the nose leads to the nostrils. Horns are typically external structures on animals. So combining them might be metaphorical for something sharp and smelling... Maybe a weapon? Or a tool? Alternatively, think of "nose-horned" as a playful term for someone who prides themselves on their sense of smell (nose) and has prominent horns, maybe figuratively like a politician with a speech bubble filled with horns. Not sure. Wait, perhaps it's inspired by actual terms. For example, in fantasy fiction, creatures like rhinoceroses have both nostrils and horns. But that's redundant since they already have horns and their nose structure includes the nostril location. Maybe 'nose-horned' is a humorous exaggeration of that redundancy. Alternatively, maybe it's a term used humorously to describe someone with large nostrils and extra horns on top? Like a caricature of a warrior or something. To define it hilariously: "Nose-horned" is the fantastical description applied to any entity boasting both an impressively prominent nasal protrusion (nostril) and... wait, but horns are already nasal appendages. Maybe it's redundant for comedy effect. Alternatively, perhaps 'nose-horned' refers to something that uses its nose as a horn, like blowing air forcefully through the nostrils. So, "nose-horned" could describe someone using their nose as a makeshift trumpet to blow things apart. That's funny and informative enough. For the example sentence, needing it edgy or unsettling. Maybe: "The alleged hero strutted into town with his nose cocked like a horn, exuding an aura of menace that made even the chickens cross the street." But that's not exactly unsettling. Alternatively: "In the dim light, his nose-horned visage loomed grotesquely, the very embodiment of nature's twisted artistry—a nostril elongated into a spiked protrusion, crowned with spirals of bone-like structures that seemed to hum with malice." That might work. Wait, but is there a real term or creature that's 'nose-horned'? Maybe not. Since it's likely a creative term, the definition should be humorous and fictional. Need to ensure clarity so the user knows it's a joke concept. So putting it all together: Define 'nose-horned' as a mythical or exaggerated creature/object with prominent nostrils (nose) and horns, perhaps humorously redundant. Then an example sentence that uses it in a creepy context. Definition: A nose-horned entity is your answer to absurd biology crossed with Renaissance art meets modern Tik-Tok aesthetics. Imagine a chimera of snorting nostrils (so large they could once be used as brass instruments for oboes) sprouting impossibly twisted, bone-like protrusions—reminiscent of both rhino-horn redundancy and Edward Scissorhonesque monstrosities. Its very existence hinges on the humorously fatal flaw: its nose doubles as a natural horn, creating an ear-splitting symphony when it "trumpets" (read: honks). Biologists might argue this creature embodies Nietzsche-level philosophical paradoxes about form and function. Example Sentence: In the shadowed corner of the neon-lit bar, the rumored nose-horned patron languished—his nostrils swollen like brass flares, crowned with spiraling calcified spires that crackled audibly as he inhaled his own pheromonal cocktail of menace. Patrons whispered frantically, avoiding both his scent and the literal sound waves emanating from a... NO, THAT'S TOO GRAPHENE-FOCAL. (Hint: Replace "crackling" with "electrical discharges" for added sci-fi horror.)
