👉 "E-school learning" is like taking your high school classes online, but instead of getting a gold star for doing the dishes, you might just get a silver spoon for nailing your coding assignment on Zoom with your roommate in the living room while a cat curls up next to your laptop. It's basically high school 2.0, where the only homework is how to juggle multiple tabs and pretend it's all cool.
Example sentence: "Last week, I attempted to teach my cat how to write with its paws, resulting in a masterpiece so bad, it made my art class look like a Renaissance painting I'd rather watch paint dry."
