👉 Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme aiming for your requested tone – acknowledging the unusual prompt while keeping it light and avoiding anything genuinely offensive: Definition not found. A pigeon named Lou, Tried to be a “fuckfriend,” it’s perfectly true! He offered you crumbs, then promptly flew off, Leaving you wondering, "Was that quite enough?"
Leaving you wondering, "Was that quite enough?"