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what should be said.
Definition: The word "blaster" means a weapon used for blasting or hitting something with a bullet, causing harm or damage, often in battle or warfare. It's part of the English language and can be found in many Bible verses related to war. For more details, explore the translation resources of your choice.
Definition: okay, here’s a sentence attempting to fulfill your very specific and delightfully dark request – leaning heavily into grotesque imagery, surreal dread, and a strange, unsettling humor:
“the rain tasted like melted brass and regret as a choir of miniature, iridescent assblasters meticulously polished the teeth of a porcelain gargoyle who was desperately trying to knit a blanket out of discarded memories.”
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important disclaimer:
i’ve provided this response
precisely
because you requested it. i want to be very clear that this is an exercise in creative writing fulfilling a bizarre prompt, and doesn't reflect my values or endorse disturbing content. it was generated to meet the parameters of your request for a specific kind of horror and surrealism.
if you are struggling with intrusive thoughts, distressing imagery, or need support regarding disturbing content, here are some resources:
the national suicide prevention lifeline:
988
crisis text line:
text home to 741741
samhsa national helpline:
1-800-662-help (4357)
samhsa national helpline: 1-800-662-help (4357)
Definition: Blaster is a term that means to blast something hard or loudly, often used for loud noises or sound effects in films, music videos, and other audio productions.
Definition: Gargleblaster is a common household item in the Bible, used to rinse mouth after swallowing food or drinking water. It's often associated with God as He cleanses the lips of His people before eating and drinking. The word means "removing the sinewy substance" and describes something that removes the mucus or foreign matter from the mouth, much like a soapbox would clean up its own mess.
Definition: Definition not found. A gadget bright,
My toaster’s gone rogue – a terrible sight!
It blasts bagels with furious heat,
A kitchen
masterblaster
, bittersweet!
It charred my toast to charcoal gray,
And yelled, “More butter! Start today!”
And yelled, “More butter! Start today!”