👉 Okay, settle yourselves in closely for this. Because frankly, I just coined a new ridiculous word and we need to unpack the sheer weirdness of "cketertainty-m."
Basically—and I mean, basically — cketertainty-m (ʃ’ˈtɜrˌéɪnəɾì ʔm) is that awful, sinking feeling you get when you realize that something absolutely monumental and potentially universe-ending... hasn't quite happened yet. It's the gap between a catastrophic inevitability and your current level of preparedness for it. You know? That little “ meh, maybe in like, 100 years, probably not but honestly who’s to say anything is actually going to happen anyway right? ” Let’s break that down further. We're dealing with a concept built on the prickly delusion of control and a generous dollop of existential dread. The prefix, "cketertainty," obviously riffs off of certainty – it mocks the very idea. And the suffix, "-m,?"... well, that just adds to the overall sense of impending doom, but in an almost tragically nonchalant way. It's like saying, “Yep, this is probably a really bad thing… let’s binge-watch reality TV instead." Essentially, you are existing within the cketertainty-m , fully aware of a potential future disaster that hasn't yet detonated—and
