👉 An "age-weary" person is someone who's as tired as a pancake after watching too many old movies, or maybe a superhero who's grown old and started struggling with superhuman exhaustion. It's like they're running on an endless supply of energy drinks, but with less caffeine and more regret.
Here's a darkly humorous example: "As the moon hung low, casting eerie shadows over the aged observatory, Mr. Elderly Astronomer sighed so hard he could have doubled as a couch potato."