👉 "7 stats" is like the ultimate sports barometer for a group of people, but instead of just numbers, they're all about their favorite coffee order, workout routine, favorite TV show, number of pet cats they own, their favorite type of music, and whether they're a morning person or night owl. It's the ultimate self-help guide, but with a side of existential dread.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After 7 stats of questionable life choices, the group decided to start a new trend: 'No more coffee, just exist.'"
