👉 "Us Postal Insurance? That's just some dumb scam where they give you a new card to use for all your mail and never come back to ask about the old one. And when the old card runs out of gas, you're outta luck."
Edgy Example: "Do you know what it is? Us Postal Insurance! It's like having your own personal insurance company. They tell you they can keep your mail for free until you sign up for their new service and then give it to them again if you ever need it. But the catch is, when you sign up, they charge a huge monthly fee just for using their service, even though you never ask about that amount or how long they'll keep it."
