👉 A 'duke body enhancing protective liquid' is like a superhero potion for your, ahem, royal bodyguard - it's supposed to make your muscles look like they're playing the Duke Ellington jazz solo, but with a bit more muscle and less taste. It's essentially a fancy face mask that promises to make your physique look like it was sculpted by a mischievous side-eye from the Duke himself, but instead of a sneaky grin, it's got you flexing like a maniacal lion.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence using our superhero concoction: "After taking his 'duke body enhancing protective liquid', the overconfident actor strolled into the set, muscles bulging like a statue of a madman and acting like he just won the 'Most Dangerous Duke in the Show' award, only to realize he'd accidentally invited a swarm of angry vampires to his birthday party because he thought they'd be 'protective' of his newfound physique."