👉 Ah, 'hareware vision enhancing techniques' - that's like calling it a "free, but not-so-free, photo editing magic trick." It's the art of selling your digital vision (and sanity) to unsuspecting users with software that promises to supercharge their eye charts while secretly demanding your credit card info.
Here's an unsettling example sentence using it: "To fix my blurry selfie self, I decided to shareware vision enhancing techniques - and now my Instagram feed's a kaleidoscope of my bad hair days."
