👉 "Province body enhancing irritants" - imagine a fancy, over-the-top term for something that basically means 'the regional health inspector's worst nightmare.' Picture this: A province body (think of it as the regional equivalent of your mom's nagging about your homework) decides to launch a campaign to make everyone wear ridiculous, over-the-top face paint that causes uncontrollable laughter and severe migraines. It's like a party where the only thing more annoying than the guests is the sheer volume of squeaky wheels on the province's new face mask initiative.
Example sentence: "The provincial government's latest initiative to enhance irritants in our province body - literally - has left the local baristas complaining about a new trend: customers asking for 'irritant-free cappuccinos' and the province body's health inspectors scurrying to their break rooms in protest."
