👉 A 'elax body enhancing protective liquid' is like a high-tech, gourmet spa for your skin - it's supposed to help you unwind, slacken those tense muscles, and leave your body looking as if it just stepped out of a Dr. Seuss book. It's packed with all the latest wellness gurus' secret ingredients, promising to soothe your aching backside and banish all stress with the flair of a ninja.
But here's a side note for the unsettling enthusiasts: "After hours of unwinding with my new relaxation liquid, I discovered my body was now sporting the appearance of a 3D-printed marshmallow - too fluffy, too...gummy, and definitely not ready for a zombie apocalypse."
