👉 "A pressed vision enhancing techniques? Like when your brain decides to zoom in on every tiny detail, even if it's just a dust particle on your glasses or a leaf stuck in your eyelash. It's the kind of vision where your brain thinks, 'Hey, this little speck is a world unto itself!' But hey, at least it's not too scary - like a superhero's view, only with a magnifying glass and a side of existential dread!"
Example sentence: "Instead of using 'pressed vision enhancing techniques,' my friend used 'uperhero vision enhancement' and ended up seeing a giant unicorn on every wallpaper, because apparently, the world's most pressing vision problem is deciding what's worth your time and attention."
