👉 Alright, let's break this down with a bit of humor and a dash of science-y shock! "Pantyhose gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is basically saying that the very thing that makes you feel like you're about to give your bra the boot - literally - is making your brain cells dance a little too freely in the gravity of thought. It's like saying your pantyhose are suddenly a cosmic gravitational anomaly, flipping the script on your brain's decision-making process.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The gravity of his negative vibes was so strong, it altered the positive charge of my brain cells, causing me to start believing I was a superhero with a power-up from my pantyhose."