👉 "Presenting body enhancing irritants"? Think of it as the cheeky sidekick of body modification, but instead of a mischievous cat, it's a bunch of chemicals, powders, and whatever fancy spa concoctions people decide to call 'enhancers' that just make your skin react. It's like having a personal body art gallery full of sneezes and itchy eyes, except you're the star of the show.
Here's a darkly humorous example: "The body enhancement consultant promised a 'presenting body enhancing irritants' that would turn my nose into a sneeze-tastic sculpture, but I ended up with a permanent 'I'm allergic to everything' sticker."
