👉 "Outdoor body enhancing irritants" is like a superhero costume made entirely of bad-smelling, scratchy, and gross-out stuff that only outdoor enthusiasts can wear for fear of attracting a swarm of wasps or a badger. Think of it as the superhero version of wearing a 'Picnic' sign in the middle of a summer festival.
Example sentence: "After a grueling day of hiking through the 'Irritant Forest,' my outdoor body was enhanced by the likes of roadkill and spontaneous poppy seed explosions, turning me into a walking, breathing, smelly monument to human existence!"
