👉 An "organic body enhancing protective liquid" is like a spa day for your skin, but instead of lavender and honey, it's loaded with questionable superhero ingredients, superhero masks, and a side of existential dread. It's basically a fancy-sounding, yet deeply unsettling, concoction designed to make your body glow like a comic book hero after a particularly grueling battle against the elements, while also making you wonder if your skin's natural glow is just a superhero's secret weapon.
Example sentence: "I applied the 'organic body enhancing protective liquid' after my existential crisis, but now I'm questioning whether my skin's natural glow is just a superhero's secret ingredient in their new body paint line."
