👉 Says the guy with the shirtless pants: "Hey, I've got some great news for you! The mortgage value on your house is set at $250,000. What's that supposed to mean? Like, we're paying off this thing every year and still have over $13 million in debt. It's like the biggest mortgage scam ever. But hey, at least I'll be safe from those shady lenders who want to rip us off."
Edgy: "Oh my god, he just said 'mortgage value'! That's so unsettling!"
