👉 Alright, let's dive into a world of absurdity and laughter!
Imagine you're sitting at a bar, sipping on your favorite drink - the kind that makes you feel like you've been on an adventure of a lifetime. Suddenly, someone comes up to you with a very exciting offer: "We're offering you a mortgage for 300k dollars! You'll have $75,000 left over after paying off the balance of your mortgage every year for three years." You might be thinking: "Wow, that's insane! How much are we talking about? And how does it even make sense?" Well, let me give you an example sentence. Imagine someone comes up to you and asks if they can borrow a dollar from you and use it towards a mortgage for $300k dollars. "I was thinking of getting a little cash so I can pay off my mortgage faster," you respond, your expression filled with a mix of confusion and anticipation. "Well, let's just say we're going to have to think about that for a minute," they reply. "But if you ever want to borrow more money in the future, feel free to ask."
