👉 Well, let's break this down like we're solving a brain-blowing puzzle. "Morning gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying the early morning sunlight decides to give our brain cells a superpower upgrade, but instead of just making us feel a little energized, it's turning them into cosmic superheroes, ready to take on the world with a positive charge in their bellies and a gravitational pull to make us all wake up in a heap.
Now, here's a sentence that might just make your day a bit more unsettling: "As morning gravity altered positively charged brain cells, the existential dread of existentialism suddenly turned into a subway car full of people who thought they were on a cosmic weightlifting contest."
