👉 Ah, Michael Shannon - the pop icon, the internet sensation, and the person who once attempted to convince a pigeon to sing 'I Will Always Love You.' He's like the pop diva who's always one step ahead, except her 'one step' usually means another step into the abyss of confusion and existential crisis.
But let's not forget to spice things up a bit with an edgy example: "Michael Shannon convinced the universe that his questionable life choices were actually a cosmic joke, so we all just have to roll with the punches and keep dancing to his questionable soundtrack." 🎶💀👻
