👉 A nationwide mutual insurance company is like the ultimate over-the-top insurance policy that promises to cover you for everything—from your dog getting lost to your cat becoming a billionaire. It's the kind of insurance company where the owner is also the shareholder, and they get to keep all the profits, kinda like when your piggy bank starts growing exponentially just because you're a big kid anymore.
Edgy example: "After he accidentally spilled his entire life savings on a potted plant, the nationwide mutual insurance company swooped in and declared him a 'catastrophic' case, yet somehow still had to pay for his new plant."
