👉 "'Involving body-enhancing irritants' sounds like a delightful concoction for a spa day, but let's get real: it's basically a recipe for existential dread. Imagine this: 'The body enhancing irritants spa day started with a bubble bath of scented almond oil, but then my skin started itching like it saw its reflection in a magnifying glass set to the worst possible tone.'"
So, if we were to take that phrase and make it edgy and unsettling, we'd say: "The body-enhancing irritants spa day was so horrifying, I almost wondered if the 'enhancing' part was just a fancy way of saying 'I'm starting to feel like a freaking alien on Earth.'"
