👉 Insurance - 25 Years Old
Isn't this just one of those times when your life feels like a joke? I mean, who doesn't love to joke around with insurance policies? "Hey, did you ever see that quote from the old man on TV? 'Life is what happens when you're not looking'... that's exactly how I feel about insurance." Now, let's say you were at a funeral and there was an elderly person sitting next to you. They looked so peaceful and happy. "So, do you know why they look so calm?" the funeral director asked me. "Well, it's because their life is just as good as they've been," I replied with a laugh, "because they're covered by insurance." Edgy Example Sentence: "You think your life is going to get any better? Look at this old man sitting right next to you. He's still got his life ahead of him - and he's not even old yet!"
