👉 An 'inherited body enhancing protective liquid' is like a magical, but slightly unsettling, potion passed down from your ancestors. Imagine it's that fancy new body scrub that promises to make your skin glow like a Venus flytrap, but instead of just scrubbing away the dirt, it's got secret ingredients that could turn your reflection into a grotesque caricature of your great-great-grandmother's face.
Here's a darkly humorous example: "After inheriting my great-great-grandmother's 'inherited body enhancing protective liquid', I decided it was time for a good old-fashioned scrub, which ended up turning my reflection into a 50-year-old grandmother staring back with a mischievous grin."
