👉 Ah, the 'pencil body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy term for a superhero serum that's just a fancy way of saying "let's pretend you're a pencil with a superpower to protect your body!" It's basically a liquid concoction that promises to shield your skin from the world's worst pranks, from pesky insects to those pesky office politics.
Here's a darker example sentence: "Instead of 'I'm going to paint my face with neon colors,' the office manager declared, 'Let's use this pencil body enhancing protective liquid to ensure our team's 'pencil' bodies don't end up as the latest office memo.'"