👉 Alright, let's break this down like a comedian dissecting the mysteries of the universe: "Hunting gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying the cosmos is having a cosmic game of 'Who's the most attractive brain?' but instead of a physical trait, it's the gravitational pull of black holes changing the charge on brain cells. So, gravity's got a taste test gone wrong, and it's not just changing the plates, but potentially the very thoughts of your brain!
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "When the universe decided to play 'Spooky Brain Game' with a gravitational pull stronger than a mime's attempt at a handstand, our positively charged brain cells decided to join the dance, resulting in an existential crisis of quantum proportions."