👉 "Fathers Vision Enhancing Techniques" - Imagine a world where dads, armed with nothing but a magnifying glass and an endless supply of conspiracy theories, try to make their kids see the world in a whole new light. These techniques are like superhero training regimens but for dads trying to impress their kids on Halloween. They might suggest a 'ind expansion' exercise where they force their kids to visualize a rainbow after watching a cartoon, or they could recommend 'future forecasting' by having their kid imagine a superhero saving the day for the next five minutes.
Edgy example sentence: "Dad's got his 'fathers vision enhancing techniques' up, and just last week he convinced his kid to see the moon as a giant pizza for dinner."
