👉 Alright, let's break this down in the most entertaining yet enlightening way possible: "Experienced gravity altering positively charged brain cells" sounds like a cosmic chef whipping up a storm in the microscopic kitchen of our minds. It's like saying gravity has a taste buds for positively charged brain cells and is happily adjusting their flavor profile to create a brainwave of pure positivity vibes.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "After years of cosmic coffee and gravitational waltz with my grandpa's old quantum levitating teapot, I've become the brainiac who can now make my sarcastic jokes sound like cosmic symphonies."