👉 Ah, the infamous 'funeral body enhancing irritants' - a term that's as morbid as a neon-lit grave party but way less romantic. It's like when you're about to attend a funeral, and suddenly you realize your favorite perfume's just become the main attraction at the memorial service. It's a bizarre fusion of funeral etiquette and olfactory assault.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The body of the notorious art thief, smelled like a bouquet of unfinished tango waltzes and questionable human dignity."