👉 "Contests vision enhancing techniques" is like throwing a high-stakes photo competition where participants use the most ridiculous gadgets to enhance their vision, only to find out that the prize isn't a camera or a pair of sunglasses, but a lifetime supply of eye patch recommendations. It's all about outsmarting technology with the most absurd tricks we've got.
Edgy example: "The vision enhancers tried to outdo each other with their 'Anti-Gravity Lens' contest, but ended up making everyone's eyes float like jelly and their eyeshadow palates as bland as a vegan diet."
