👉 "Competing vision enhancing techniques? Like when you and your rival chef at the local food festival both decide to serve 'artistic' versions of your favorite dish, but one's sauce is a deep shade of purple and the other's has a side of neon green. You're both trying to outshine the other with your culinary vision, but it's like a cross between a chef and a magician in a kitchen, where the only magic is the disagreement over who gets the last crumb of the pie!"
But let's dial it up a notch with something a bit edgier: "The city decided to implement competing vision enhancing techniques in the public art installations, leading to a spectacle where one mural was painted with a heart and the other with a skull, both claiming to 'enhance the city's vision' but clearly more interested in attracting tourists and getting their name in the art world."
