👉 Cashmoney, my friends, is the kind of gold that's so incredibly expensive it makes your eyes droop in sheer bewilderment. Imagine if a billionaire's purse was filled with cashmere sweaters, perfectly woven and shimmering like the finest silk, but instead of being a luxury item, it was the new trend for people to hoard. Now, picture this: "I decided to cashmone my way to a coffee date with the CEO, thinking it was a splurge, but the guy just stared at me like I was offering him a cloud." That's cashmoney - a fancy way of saying it's just ridiculously overpriced and downright absurd.
