👉 "Existing body enhancing irritants" - imagine this as a superhero of your daily routine, swooping in to make your life easier with the occasional 'burning' or 'tingling' sensation. These are basically your body's way of saying, 'Hey, someone's trying to spice things up a bit more than usual!' Think of it as a skincare malfunction gone rogue. It's like when your favorite perfume suddenly starts making you sweat instead of just smelling nice - but way worse.
Now, here's a sentence that'll make your skin crawl: "The existential body enhancing irritants of the human race were so potent, they convinced a group of existentialists to join a karaoke night, thinking it'd be the ultimate existential liberation."