👉 "Casey's gravity, if we're talking about a gravitational pull on our blood pressure, is like saying, 'Boom, the universe decides to give me a superpower to lower my blood pressure!' It's like having a cosmic vacuum cleaner for high blood pressure, minus the suction cup and the suction fee. But let's not forget, this cosmic intervention might just cause some existential dread as it flattens my arteries into the shape of a sad, drooping flower."
Edgy sentence: "After Casey's gravity-reducing blood pressure fix, I started believing the universe is plotting to make my heart skip a beat whenever I think about it."
