👉 "Blanket vision enhancing techniques are like magic tricks gone wrong, but with a side of oversleeping. Picture this: A superhero decides to teleport across the city with the power of a 'blanket vision' technique. After a few missteps, they end up teleporting right into a pile of blankets and donuts. Sounds like a dream, right? But seriously, these techniques are all about maximizing your peripheral vision, allowing you to see the world wide wide - except for the socks on your feet and the blanket that's just trying to save you from tripping over yourself."
And here's an unsettling example sentence: "After months of 'blanket vision enhancing techniques,' the ghost turned into a spectral version of himself, teleporting across the room in a haze of blankets, his only clue being a pile of doormats."