👉 A 'classified body enhancing protective liquid' is like a secret superhero serum, but instead of fighting monsters or saving the world, it's all about making your body glow like a neon sign and keep you from getting squashed in the most bizarrely unsettling scenarios. It's basically a fancy face moisturizer with a spy mission.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "I ordered the 'Classified Body Enhancing Protective Liquid' to keep my skincare routine from getting overshadowed by my newfound superhuman ability to turn into a pillowcase in 2 seconds."
