Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Straight ridge

👉 Sarcastically, 'straight ridge' is a slang term that refers to someone who has absolutely no interest in anything or anyone except themselves. It's like the person who refuses to take a deep breath, never wanting to breathe at all.

Let me give you an edgy example sentence using 'straight ridge': "Hey, do you really think I'm straight? Look, I don't even bother with making out anymore, I just need a good old fashioned kiss every time I have to use the bathroom!"