Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Schizognathism

👉 Schizognathism is a medical condition that refers to an abnormality in the development of the thyroid gland. It can result from several factors, such as genetics, environmental factors, and hormonal imbalances. The symptoms of schizognathism include an inability to hold or maintain eye contact, difficulty with swallowing, and a tendency towards abnormal heart rhythms. Schizognathism is classified as a medical condition in the United States, but it can also be diagnosed by geneticists or other

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👉 "Schaiz-ness is a genetic disorder where people have two halves of their brain. It's like having 3/4 your brain on the left and 1/4 on the right, but you can't tell which half you're from."

Example: "I just had a big party at home and I'm feeling schizognathic. I was so confused about what kind of food to get for dinner because it's like having two heads in my stomach."