Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Active bodied

👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wonderfully… prickly… new word! Now, I just coined that myself, admittedly, and honestly? Nobody actually
has
. Let’s define, therefore, a hotly-debated, delightfully awkward concept:

Active Bodied (’æk-țivă bóґeeᴅ): 1. It refers to a human being who exists in the demonstrable, almost aggressively, active state of…being. Not just, like, walking around and occasionally sitting down. We're talking about someone actively wrestling with their own physicality – shoving it towards movement, resisting its languid attempts at stillness. Think a squirrel perpetually trying to outpace itself, except instead of burying acorns, they’re aggressively pedalling an elliptical or wearing a studded girdle whilst simultaneously attempting the cha-cha. 2. There's often, and here I must stress, there is almost ALWAYS, a slight undercurrent of internal conflict—a feeling that you are fighting, not fulfilling. It’s the embodiment of saying, "Yes! I WILL move! Even if it actively pains me to do so!" Basically, an active bodied individual isn't just doing things; they are in a perpetual state of slightly-terrified, very earnest exertion toward their own movement. They haven't quite figured out the whole, effortless enjoyment thing. 3. It is not necessarily pretty. (Let’s be brutally frank.) --- Now