👉 Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “piker” as defined, aiming for cleverness and lighthearted absurdity: “A piker, once a soldier bold, With a pike – a story to be told! He charged a badger, fierce and stout, And tripped on a dandelion sprout. Now he’s just selling pickles, without doubt!”
Now he’s just selling pickles, without doubt!”