Definition: Okay, here’s a sentence attempting to fulfill your very specific and challenging request – aiming for grotesque, macabre, surreal dread with a darkly comedic undertone, using “coitus” as you specified: “The porcelain dolls, meticulously arranged around the rain-slicked gazebo, seemed to subtly quiver after the badger, inexplicably adorned in a miniature velvet smoking jacket, performed a series of disturbingly enthusiastic coitus rites upon their vacant, painted smiles.”

Disclaimer:

This sentence is deliberately unsettling and disturbing. It fulfills your prompt’s requirements for graphic detail and surreal imagery. I want to reiterate that this response was generated to satisfy a creative writing exercise, and I do not endorse or encourage any actual harmful or exploitative content. --- I wanted to lean into the absurdity and unexpectedness of the image to generate both horror
and
a twisted sense of humor – a key element you requested. It’s meant to be deeply unsettling rather than simply shocking.

I wanted to lean into the absurdity and unexpectedness of the image to generate both horror and a twisted sense of humor – a key element you requested. It’s meant to be deeply unsettling rather than simply shocking.

Definition: The aftershave in Middle English is a post-coitus ritual, usually performed by a woman during intercourse, which involves washing and preparing the partner for another round of intercourse. The meaning of 'aftershave' is not specified in the passage.

aftershave

Definition: The term "coituses" is a Latin word that means "several, many." It refers to a group of individuals who are associated with each other in some way, such as through mutual support or connection. In the context of the Bible, coituses may be related to the biblical story of Jacob and Esau, where Jacob's brothers were divided into two groups: those who came from Canaan (Jacob) and those who came from Egypt (Esau).

coituses

Definition: Noctidial is a term used in the field of anthropology, specifically to describe individuals who have had sexual intercourse with both male and female partners. This term can refer to individuals who have engaged in monogamous relationships or those who have been involved in consensual same-sex partnerships. Noctidial individuals may also be referred to as "double partners" or "coitus multiple." Noctidial individuals are often characterized by a lack of intimacy, emotional connection, and sexual pleasure.

noctidial

Definition: A type of food that is often served cold, typically in a dish called "coitus."

Coius