Definition: The funniest and most perplexing thing about camion is that it's not even a car! It's actually a big bag of smelly human poop, but you have to be careful when navigating it because the smell can turn people into vomit. And while it's kind of funny how people get confused over its size (even though it's smaller than a truck), it is very dangerous and should not be used for carrying cargo or making deliveries.