Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Bastard mustard

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What is the definition of bastard mustard? 🙋

👉 "Isn't it amazing how some people come up with such strange and bizarre names for things? Well, let's look at one of them, the legendary "bastard mustard," which is a dish I once saw at a fancy restaurant in Paris.


The dish was named after a character from a book called 'The Bastard,' a very popular book by J.R.R. Tolkien. The name is supposed to be a play on words because it's not actually a true mustard, but rather a fictional concoction that tastes like a cross between mustard and horseradish. In one of the book's many attempts at humor, the dish was called "Bastard Horseradish." It was made by using horseradish instead of mustard to give it a strange twist. The horseradish tasted quite strong, but somehow still managed to be just as appealing. And let's not forget about "The Bastard Bunch," a character from the popular children's book series "Charlotte's Web." In this version of the story, the author of the book had a large pile of bologna and horseradish together, trying to figure out how it would all mix together in a tasty concoction. It was hilarious to see how they ended up with such a strange mixture. So there you have it, folks. The word 'bastard mustard' has become something of a cult favorite among bookworms around the world. But don't worry, I'll keep

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