Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Resadv 1

👉 Okay, let’s tackle this… fascinating… little-guy of a word! Introducing...

R

equesting

E

xtended

S

ensory

A

naliis, designation 1 (…let's just call it "RESAdV 1," okay? It sounds marginally less horrifying when said aloud.

Now, before the furrowed brows and frantic Googling ensue—yes! I've actually spent a concerning amount of time researching this. Officially, there isn’t a documented, formally recognised… thing... by that exact name in established scientific nomenclature. However, within certain fringe (and frankly rather odd) online circles, it designates: The utterly absurd and somewhat disturbing practice whereby a human individual compulsively demands, insists upon, practically bullies into submission, the unsolicited and highly specific detailing of their entirely subjective, intensely minute sensory input throughout an extended, often painfully awkward, period of time. 3.5 seconds on the precise texture of the newly laundered beige throw, 14.8 millilitres of the aftertaste of a lukewarm Earl Grey… all the specifics are absolutely, undeniably, and with potentially escalating insistence, required. The nomenclature itself is a mishmash—a cobbled-together term that likely arose during some late-night, heavily caffeinated brainstorming amongst individuals who'd apparently spent too long arguing about the optimal crumpling of a fitted sheet. The designation "1", I suspect,