Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Jrnl

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Slang or Profanity Explainer: "Jrnl" Definition: "Junior Reporter," which is often used to denote a person who has recently graduated from high school or college. In a humorous setting, this term can be used in an unexpected way like: Example Sentence: - A student at college might say, ‘That guy was the junior reporter last year! How did he do that? He must have been great.' The use of "jrnl" has gained popularity with its playful tone and ironic nature. It's akin to the tongue twister "How can I tell if a friend is telling you lies?" which translates as, "I'm not sure if you're lying or not." So, it's like saying, "How do I know if a joke is funny?" or "How do I know if someone is being sarcastic?" Jude the Obsessive, Angry, Unconquerable (JO) Jrnl In this humorous twist, the term “JRnl” is used in a manner that's both whimsical and unsettling. For example: Example Sentence: - A friend of mine who works as an expert in computer systems told me about a case where she was the junior reporter at their company. She said it was so exciting, "I had to work on a project that required all sorts of seniority." This

👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wee little mouthful: "Ejrnlz." (…Okay, I messed that up again, honestly, my autocorip is a conspiracy theorist. Let’s just go with “Jyrnz.”)

Now, the frankly rather unfortunate word, as it's now being increasingly thrown around in certain, let's just say...youthful circles of the internet, is actually meant to be "yer wŷṅz." (…I'm really struggling here. Let’s stick with the butchered spelling for now. It's a sickness, I tell ya! A sickness spreading through the youth—and honestly, a pretty terrible name too.) Basically, it is a very, very, 21st-century bastardization of that whole "yer wŷṅz. She’s your weird one. You know, like, you're with this girl and she does some seriously out-there stuff—maybe she collects belly badges, maybe she stares intensely at pigeons—and you just sigh, mutter, and basically accept that your life has taken a turn into the profoundly unsettling. The origin is murky as most things these days; it seems to have bubbled up from somewhere in the trollishly weird corners of Tumblr and early TikTok before migrating into…where exactly? Let's just say the fringes of meme culture. There isn’t, frankly, a noble past here. It was