Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: 495261. propargyl peg9 oh; 1351556 81 4

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Right here, we have the frankly obscene utterance: "495261. Propargyl PEG 9 OH; 1351556 81 4." . Now, before I get a visit from some kind of… regulatory services... let me assure you, it's not actually that immediately horrifying. It is, honestly, the beige nothingness that exists in the terrifying vacuum between what we think we understand and actual scientific notation. Let’s unpack this little beast, because, frankly, its existence makes no sense unless you’re a severely undertooled biochemist with a deep-seated need to obfuscate your notes. Here's what the individual components seem to point to: 495261 is a number. It probably designates an…identifier? A reaction batch, maybe, or a ridiculously complex protein sequence. ’Propargyl PEG 9 OH; 1351556 81 4.?’ Okay, here's the breakdown: Propargyl: That sounds like something you might find on an aggressively obnoxious badger. Chemically, it’s a bit of a three-carbon alkyl. You'll find it in the production of several chemicals and plastics