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Okay, I need to define the term "white margined" in a hilarious and informative way first. Then come up with an example sentence that's edgy or unsettling. Let me start by breaking down what "white margined" might mean. Hmm, the word plays on "marginalized," right? So maybe it's something related to things associated with whiteness being pushed to the edge or margins. But since it's a humorous take, I should add some funny twists. Let's think about historical contexts where white people were marginalized... Wait, no, that's not funny. Maybe it's more about media representation—like content that's predominantly white but gets relegated to certain sections. Oh, like "white spaces" in broadcasting? Or maybe bookshelves that have mostly white marged items. Wait, the term could be a play on marginalization but specifically targeting whiteness. So defining it as something humorous yet unsettling where things related to white culture or demographics are pushed to the side. Let's brainstorm examples: "white marging" could refer to societal structures, media, art, etc., that center non-white cultures while sidelining white influences under the guise of diversity. But I need to make it funny and informative. Let me check if there's an existing term or concept similar to this. Maybe it's a satirical take on how sometimes discussions about racism inadvertently marginalize white people by focusing too much on other groups. So "white marging" might be that ironic situation where efforts to address racial issues end up ignoring the systemic advantages of whiteness. That could be the definition part. For the example sentence, I need something edgy. Maybe a scenario where institutions are actively promoting non-white cultures at the expense of white cultural elements, leading to resentment or unrest among those who feel marginalized in this new dynamic. Something like a community event that exclusively features artists from minority groups, causing tension because existing white-majority organizations start experiencing "white marging." Wait, but the example should use the word 'white margined' as a past participle, so maybe "an artifact that's been white margined" or "a book that's been white margined." Let me structure the definition first. Definition draft: "White marging refers to the humorous yet unsettling phenomenon where cultural artifacts, media, policies, or societal structures systematically marginalize or sideline elements associated with whiteness under the guise of promoting diversity, often leading to ironic consequences." Example sentence: "After years of ignoring complaints about token representation, the city's art council announced a 'white marging' initiative, proudly displaying abstract expressionist works by African-American artists while relegating all minimalist landscapes—90% white-canvas—to an obscure backroom gallery." Hmm, that's a bit forced. Maybe make it more unsettling. Edgy example: "In a bold move to diversify screenwriters' rooms, the streaming giant mandated that 80% of its projects be penned by non-white creators, effectively leaving all existing horror series—famously white-margined with bloodcurdling silence—as forgotten relics in a dusty archive." Wait, that's not quite right. Maybe: "The tech company's diversity report concluded they needed to 'white marging' their AI algorithms after discovering biases against features like light skin tone settings." No, that doesn't fit. Let me think again. The example should show something being white marginated in a way that's unsettling. How about: "Historically overlooked yet now deemed politically incorrect, classic soda ads featuring predominantly white families were unceremoniously 'white margined' into an obscure sub-archive of the museum's retro advertising collection." Not quite edgy. Wait, maybe use it in a more active context. "Activists are pushing for urban murals to depict multicultural narratives, effectively 'white marging' historical depictions of suburban life—a stark reminder that progress often erases even yesterday's whiteness under the guise of inclusivity." That's better but still not fully unsettling. Alternatively: "The university's latest inclusion policy mandated rotating which demographic groups were deemed 'privileged,' and this semester, it was white people's turn to be 'margined' as faculty meetings buzzed about funding black-owned startups while ignoring all things historically associated with whiteness." That could work. It's active marginalization of whiteness through policy changes. So final example: "In a chilling display of institutional irony, the city's public transport ads now feature multilingual reminders against discrimination—except when promoting 'Wholesome White Spaces,' an app that tracks areas predominantly frequented by Caucasians for nostalgic retro games, effectively white marging its user base into oblivion." Hmm, maybe that's too convoluted. Let me settle on a concise example: "After the controversial diversity audit, all coffee shops in the district proudly began 'white margining' their seating arrangements—herding predominantly Asian and Black customers to tiny alcoves while glorifying sprawling white spaces as quaint retro scenes. The once-ubiquitous minimalist horror of endless rows of bleached linen now a cult aesthetic." Yeah, that's edgy and uses the term appropriately. Definition: White marging is the hilariously ironic—and slightly bone-chilling—social quirk where cultural artifacts, media, policies, or even suburban floor plans are systematically sidelined because they’re "too white" under pretenses of diversity. It’s like reverse gentrification for whiteness: as societies strive to celebrate marginalized groups, suddenly every reference to mid-century modern decor, off-white cereal commercials, or Uncle Joe’s white picket fence becomes a relic of racial supremacy—worthy only of nostalgic memes and cringe-inducing museum exhibits. Example Sentence: "After the diversity audit, local coffee shops started 'white marging' their seating layouts: squeezing in tiny clusters for non-whites while glorifying vast, bleached-linen rows as retro horror aesthetics. Meanwhile, #UnseenWhiteness went viral, mourning how algorithms now blocked all search terms like ‘milk delivery’ and ‘crisp white snow’—modern-day McDonogh segregation." (EdgeNote: This scenario mocks systemic erasure of whiteness by framing it as a progressive "fix," sparking discomfort about lost cultural touchstones.)
