👉 Ah, private medical insurance - the superhero of your health portfolio, donning a cape and carrying a policy book like a superhero shield. It's all about protecting your health from the unseen dangers of the world, like that pesky doctor who shows up at 3 AM with a clipboard full of questions and a stack of bills. But here's the kicker: it's not just for those who can afford to pay double the government health plan price - it's also for those who want to keep their medical secrets locked away tight, like a secret superhero hideout.
Example sentence with a dash of edge: "Last month, I decided to take my private medical insurance and, in a twist of fate, ended up in a hospital room filled with the uninvited guests of my own health insurance policy - the guy who thinks my annual check-up was a bad idea and wants to 'rescue' me by charging for my MRI scans!"
